Choreography for solo dancer and video projection, 2007.
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Commissioned by Toronto Dance Theatre, the performance features a dancer interpreting the melancholic profile text of an anonymous gay personal ad user into semaphore. The message is projected letter by letter behind the performer on a thirty-second delay.

Mayday premiered on May 19, 2007 at Toronto's Winchester Street Theatre, interpreted by dancer Brendan Jensen.